indefinite article

well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i was thinking of eddie izzard... more specifically the shopping centre bit/s on the soundtrack of 'the definite article'...

- "...see, what i love about supermarkets is, while you're in there, you haven't bought anything yet. until you reach the checkout, and pay, you're just moving it round! you can fill a whole trolley, FULL of stuff, and stroll casually up to the frozen food section - and make a run for it! they can't stop you!... what is it about old ladies, they're always buying hairnets and dogfood... 'ooh, it's the hair thieves, they come in the night they do, and steal your hair'"

it makes me chuckle. that and 'things my girlfriend and i have argued about', i wish oh how i wish they sold that book in australia!